the girls a straight up hustler

there once was a bird named lunchbox and he was the bestest bird in the world he was in a gang called the bloodhounds and they jumped random clocks that dared to cross their ways. His hobbies included walking keyboards on the cement with his twizzlers leashes that he gobbled up on tuesdays. One day as he was walking his keyboard he ran into a pizza tree and immediatly fell into a coma. The next day he awoke in a luscious rainforest. there were polkadotted firehoses flying around as well as thos darn tap faucets. thats where he met the duck leader named sir nylejoc. they became best friends and they ate their way into the waterfalls where the pancakes bathed. the chocolate chairs didnt really like lunchbox so they threw dogs at him that smelled like boxes.Everybody like lunchbox he was a spunky sorta character. One day however as he was walking he fell into a pit where he landed on a hoard of marshmallow camels. They were certainly not please with lunchbox and they all sat on him and threw icecream shoes at him. Lunchbox was quite angry and ate all the camels and he entered their magical cave of unexplainable wonders where he met zoomzoom the magical purple dinosaur who was eating calculator and what not at the moment. The dinosaur was happy to see lunchbox and offered him a roof along with some electrical coards that exploded seashells but lunchbox was scared so he tried to fly away. just then megatron came out of nowhere and stole his pink high heels. Lunchbox was very scared so he kidnapped the dinosaur and put him into his kangaroo pouch located on his door. before lunchbox knew it he was at home safe and sound along with his eggshelled friends. He promised himself that he would never eat sand from africa or drink ink and he lived happily ever after.